Archive for February, 2009

Daily WTF

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

Say it isn’t so….



Friday, February 20th, 2009


Sony’s Stupid Piece of S@%$ device – NSFW

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Turn your speakers down for this one…… crude language, in case some of you are sensitive to that s$@!t.

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Catch 22

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

uscisSome of you who take interest in my transatlantic journey know how I’m aspiring to become a fear-mongering/freedom-loving citizen of this wonderful land. And lately it seems that the only thing obstructing my goal, is US Immigration. This of course is a little like saying that the only thing standing in between you and a Nobel Price is your abnormally- low, Forrest-Gump-like IQ.

So today, I received a letter from Immigration telling me how I missed my interview appointment with them a few days ago, that I never knew I had. All because the letter with that information never reached me. I picked up the phone and called them to clear things up and reschedule another appointment.

The number provided was, as one might suspect, to a convoluted automated phone system with 543 menu options, none of which were in any way related to why I was calling. I randomly navigated around for a while and after having the phone system hang up on me 3 times, I finally managed to stumble my way through to a sub-sub-sub-sub-sub menu option closely resembling something that might be related to whatever it is I thought I might have been calling for, 10 hours earlier when I started dialing.