Time is running out and I don’t have anything of value to say right now, so I’m going to let JibJab do the talking and summarize the past year for me. They do it better anyway. So, Happy New Year’s everyone! Hopefully the new one will be better than the last.
Too bad nothing can’t be done about this.
Turn your speakers down for this one…… crude language, in case some of you are sensitive to that s$@!t.
I posted a “infomercial” of Microsoft Songsmith a while back, and since it surfaced, tons of clips have surfaced on youtube of people that ran vocals of real songs through the software to have it generate the instrumentation. Hilarious results followed…..
How about Roxanne by the Police …. by Songsmith:
Saturday Night Live’s “More Cowbell” sketch, featuring Christopher Walken as mega-producer, brought us some lines, that I and many others have been quoting ever since.
Now you can add — what else? — more cowbell, to any of your favorite tracks. MoreCowbell.dj makes the whole process easy, and it doesn’t sound too bad. Actually, nevermind, it sounds pretty shitty.
Here’s an exchange that occurred in church earlier today.
Daughter, pointing to Jesus at the cross, in a somber voice:
“You know, Grandma, that up there is Jesus. They hammered him up there and killed him.”
Then all of a sudden she lights up and ads with much excitement:
“But, you know what the good news is? He came BACK !!!”
Another great Apple product that people will line up for…..
Just a funny little variation of a classic, right for the times…
Now, let’s all party like it’s 1934!
Congress should put some serious pressure on Beyonce to get her to release new songs weekly. She’s seems to be our only hope!