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Time is running out and I don’t have anything of value to say right now, so I’m going to let JibJab do the talking and summarize the past year for me. They do it better anyway. So, Happy New Year’s everyone! Hopefully the new one will be better than the last.

Too bad nothing can’t be done about this.

Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster

Turn your speakers down for this one…… crude language, in case some of you are sensitive to that s$@!t.

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

I posted a “infomercial” of Microsoft Songsmith a while back, and since it surfaced, tons of clips have surfaced on youtube of people that ran vocals of real songs through the software to have it generate the instrumentation. Hilarious results  followed…..

How about Roxanne by the Police …. by Songsmith:

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Saturday Night Live’s “More Cowbell” sketch, featuring Christopher Walken as mega-producer, brought us some lines, that I and many others have been quoting ever since.

Now you can add — what else? — more cowbell, to any of your favorite tracks.  MoreCowbell.dj makes the whole process easy, and it doesn’t sound too bad. Actually, nevermind, it sounds pretty shitty.

Here’s an exchange that occurred in church earlier today.

Daughter, pointing to Jesus at the cross,  in a somber voice:

“You know, Grandma, that up there is Jesus. They hammered him up there and killed him.”

Then all of a sudden she lights up and ads with much excitement:

“But, you know what the good news is? He came BACK !!!”

Another great Apple product that people will line up for…..

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Here’s a little less depressing clip than the previous. Consider yourself Christmas’d!

Just a funny little variation of a classic, right for the times…

Now, let’s all party like it’s 1934!